Never Underestimate What It Takes

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

Kids Have Little Computer Bodies With Disks That Store Information. They Remember Who Had To Do The Dishes The Last Time You Had Spaghetti, Who Lost The Knob Off The Tv Set Six Years Ago, Who Got Punished For Teasing The Dog When He Wasn't Teasing The Dog And Who Had To Wear Girls Boots The Last Time It Snowed.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.