Why Must I Be Surrounded

Once I Turned 35, I Got The Bonus Of Some Wisdom And Began To Accept Life On Its Own Terms.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

While It Is Nice To Be Discovered, It's Much Better To Discover Yourself.

My Father Was A Very Funny Man, And One Of My Strongest Recollections Is Hearing Him Laugh. He Didn't Like People Who Had No Sense Of Humour.

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.