My Dad Loved To Laugh.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

This Crazy Thing Called Love...

My Dad Sold Encyclopedias And My Mom Worked In A Factory Office.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.