Why Look Worse When You

Nothing Irritates Me More Than Chronic Laziness In Others. Mind You, It's Only Mental Sloth I Object To. Physical Sloth Can Be Heavenly.

I Have Always Been Attracted To Australians And Australia.

A Bit Of Lusting After Someone Does Wonders For The Skin.

Hugh Grant And I Both Laugh And Cringe At The Same Things, Worship The Same Books, Eat The Same Food, Hate Central Heating And Sleep With The Window Open. I Thought These Things Were Vital, But Being Two Peas In A Pod Ended Up Not Being Enough.

You Know, I've Virtually Never Been Chatted Up In My Life, It's True.