Why, I'd Horse-whip You If

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?