Why Get Killed When You

You Don't Get To Be Old Bein' No Fool.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

I Can't Just Say The Words, Do A Lot Of One-liners. I Love Each Person I Play; I Have To Be That Person. I Have To Do Him True.

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.