It's Been A Struggle For

I Think About Dying. I've Come To Realize We All Die Alone In One Way Or Another.

There's A Thin Line Between To Laugh With And To Laugh At.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

I Was Given Two Weeks To Walk Again, So I Hooked Up With A Trainer, And He... Had Me Walking. I'll Never Forget That, It Was Grueling.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.