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People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

The Great Pyramid Is Overrated. It's A Bad Design. The Lounge Is Going To Be Huge, But The Bedroom Is Going To Be Tiny.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things That I'm Told I Should Like. This Has Been The Problem With Most Of The Wonders I Have Seen So Far. The Fact That This One Is Called The 'great' Wall Of China Annoys Me. I'll Decide If It's Great Or Not. It Might End Up Being The 'all Right Wall Of China' To Me.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.