Why Are There No Clouds

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.