I Used To Drink Beer

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever We Want.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.