We're Green Day. We Can

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I Get Mad When People Are Against Pot.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?