I Am No Longer Married,

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

Life Is Like Breakfast: You Just Mix All Ingredients 'cause In Your Stomach It Will All Come Together.

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever We Want.