Whether It's Paris Hilton Or

I'm Able To Leave Don Draper At Work. I'm Quite Dissimilar From Him In Real Life

Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian Or Whoever, Stupidity Is Certainly Celebrated.

I Don't Necessarily Want Kids. A Lot Of Our Friends Are Having Children And I Don't Know If It's For Me. I Haven't Come Down Hardcore On Either Side Of The Argument. I Think When People Come From A Stable Family Having Children Becomes A Celebration And I'm Not Sure It Would Be That Way For Me.

I've Been Surrounded By Dogs My Whole Life. I Got A Golden Retriever A Year After I Was Born.

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.