Whenever My Water Breaks It'll

Normally, I'm So Shy.

Being A Musician - It's Easier For Me To Date An Athlete. There's Too Much Competition [with A Musician]. There's Too Much Know-it-all Pop Star.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

Nobody Deserves To Be Treated Like A Princess 100% Of The Time... Not Even Me.