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I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

Labor Is Really Going To Hurt.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

I Am Not The Type Of Person Who Believes Everything She Reads, But I Like To Look At Photos And See What People Are Wearing.