Whenever I'm On My Computer,

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.