Whenever I Fail As A

I Talk To Allah, I Pray To Him.

Recently An Actor Asked Me To Teach Him How To Speak Fast. Wasn't I Once Criticised For Speaking Too Fast? Now They're Doing It My Way.

Whenever I Fail As A Father Or Husband... A Toy And A Diamond Always Works.

There's A Whole Form Of Literature In India Which Talks About The Quest For The Perfect Man By A Woman, Where Every Woman Looks For A Perfect Man But Only Ends Up With Half That.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.