When Your Mother Starts Using

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.

Lotto Fever Hit New York Again This Week, And Like The Old Saying Goes, 'you Gotta Be In It To Win It'... But First, You Gotta Have A Dead End Job So Pathetic You're Willing To Kill Five Hours Standing In Line For A 1 In 25 Million Chance.

That Receiver Was As Wide Open As Annabel Chong.

The Punt Returner Got Smacked Like Nancy Kerrigan's Knee On Souvenir Pipe Night.