When You Stopped Wishing Things

Every Year, Many, Many Stupid People Graduate From College. And If They Can Do It, So Can You.

Every Second Of Your Definitionally Temporary Consciousness, You Are Choosing How You Spend Something That Will Not Last Forever.

The Only Thing Worse Than Having A Party That No One Attends Is Having A Party Attended Only By Two Vastly, Deeply Uninteresting People.

Her Primary Reason For Living And My Primary Reason For Living Were Awfully Entangled.

Colin Had Always Preferred Baths; One Of His General Policies In Life Was Never To Do Anything Standing Up That Could Just As Easily Be Done Lying Down