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Don't Call Me A Journalist; I Hate The Word. It's Pretentious!

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

Men In The Uniform Of Wall Street Retirement: Black Chesterfield Coat, Rimless Glasses And The Times Folded To The Obituary Page.

If A Man, For Private Profit, Tears At The Public News, Does So With The Impatience Of One Who Thinks He Actually Owns The News You Get, It Is Against The National Interest.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.