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More People Write Poetry Than Read It.

I Think Tv Remotes Should Have A Button That Allows You To Kill The Person On The Screen.

I Was A Hip Kid. When I Saw Bambi It Was The Midnight Show.

For A Long Time, I've Distinguished Between Entertainer And Performer And Entertainer And Artist. To Me, An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself.

I've Been A Performer For A Long Time And I Know When People Are Laughing From Their Guts, From The Inside, And When Their Tuxedos Are Laughing.