I Was A Hip Kid.

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.

If Black Boxes Survive Air Crashes - Why Don't They Make The Whole Plane Out Of That Stuff?

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

Next Time You See Someone Sleeping, Make Believe You're In A Science Fiction Movie. And Whisper, 'the Creature Is Regenerating Itself.'