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If Black Boxes Survive Air Crashes - Why Don't They Make The Whole Plane Out Of That Stuff?
-George Carlin
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If Black Boxes Survive Air
George Carlin
If Black Boxes Survive Air Crashes - Why Don't They Make The Whole Plane Out Of That Stuff?
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