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I'll Bet There Aren't Too Many People Hooked On Crack Who Can Play The Bagpipes.
-George Carlin
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I'll Bet There Aren't Too
George Carlin
I'll Bet There Aren't Too Many People Hooked On Crack Who Can Play The Bagpipes.
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