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People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

I Worry About Ridiculous Things, You Know, How Does A Guy Who Drives A Snowplough Get To Work In The Morning. ... That Can Keep Me Awake For Days.