When You Have A Baby,

The One Thing You Shouldn't Do Is Try To Tell A Cab Driver How To Get Somewhere.

You Only Think Of The Best Comeback When You Leave.

Arizona Senator John Mccain Announced That He Plans On Running For A Sixth Term Because He Is Concerned About The Nation's Security. He Plans To Help Just Like Any Other 80-year-old: By Sitting On His Porch With A Police Scanner.

Shouldn't Every Day Be Earth Day? I Mean, What Are Our Options?

[writing A Joke] There Is No Team Of Writers. It's Just You In An Office, Staring At Yourself In The Mirror.