When You Do Things Right,

When Authorities Warn You Of The Sinfulness Of Sex, There Is An Important Lesson To Be Learned. Do Not Have Sex With The Authorities.

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

I Think Human Beings Probably Resonate With Audiences More Than Bunnies, But Who Knows?

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?