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When I Look At The Smiles On All The Children's Faces...i Just Know They're About To Jab Me With Something.

Of Course I’ve Gone Mad With Power! Have You Ever Tried Going Mad Without Power? It’s Boring And No One Listens To You! — Russ Cargill

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless Job.

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.