When You Bump Into Your

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

Socialism Isn't A Dirty Word; It Just Means Sharing. Really, It's Just The Bureaucratic Arm Of Christianity.

The Happiest Moments In Our Life Aren't "oh I Got A New Hat Or A Wonderful Silvery Object, Some Glistening Bauble." But It's When You Connect With Another Human Being. If You Can Find The $18 In Your Pocket, You Are Purchasing Dreams With That Money.

All Penguins Are The Same Below The Surface, Which I Think Is As Perfect An Analogy As We're Likely To Get For The Futility Of Racism.

Fear Travels Fast. Love Travels A Little More Slowly. Rationale Takes A Little More Consideration.