When You Are Dead, You

For Any Of You Who Don't Know, The Golden Globes Are Just Like The Oscars, But Without All That Esteem. The Golden Globes Are To The Oscars What Kim Kardashian Is To Kate Middleton. A Bit Louder, A Bit Trashier, A Bit Drunker, And More Easily Bought.

The Service In L.a. Is The Best. You Don't Get Sarcastic, Surly, Fed-up Waiters And Waitresses Like You Do In England. They're Good At Their Job And They're There For The Customer. The Only Depressing Thing Is A Lot Of Them Have Written More Screenplays Than Me.

Same-sex Marriage Is Not A Gay Privilege, It's Equal Rights.

I Never Think Of Myself As A Celebrity - Or Even An Actor, Actually. I Think Of Myself As A Writer-director.

I've Been Nominated Four Times, Never Won. And The Whole World Is Going, `why Hasn't Winslet Won One?' That's Why I'm Doing It. "schindler's Bloody List," "the Pianist," Oscars Coming Out Of Their Ass.