When Will People Learn? Democracy

If I Have One Technology Tip Of The Day, It's This: No Matter How Good The Video On Youtube Is, Don't Read The Comments, Just Don't, Because It Will Make You Hate All Humans.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

Your Cable Television Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read Or Talk To Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations, As Years Of Tv Radiation Have Left Your Genitals Withered And Useless.

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.