When Two People Love Each

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

Intelligence, Adaptability And Talent. And By Talent I Mean The Capacity For Hard Work. Lots Of Girls Come Here With Little But Good Looks. Beauty Is A Valuable Asset, But It Is Not The Whole Cheese.

At The Age Of Ten, I Thought If A Boy Kissed You On The Lips, You Would Have A Baby, And I Surely Wasn't The Only Youngster Who Believed That!

Even Married People Have Differences Of Opinion, I'm Told.

I Do Everything The Man Does, Only Backwards And In High Heels!