When The Hell Is Warren

Detroit's So Bad This Year They Might Lose Their Bye Week.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

I Don't Need To Be Born Again. I Got It Right The First Time.

Look, We're Americans: Optimistic, Addicted To The Quick Fix, Constantly On The Hunt For The New And Exotic. It's Much Easier For Us To Accept A Guy With A Big White Beard Hawking His Own Custom Blend Of Saw Palmetto And Squirrel Dandruff That It Is To Hear A Real Doctor Telling Us To Lay Off The Big Macs, And Get Off Our Fat Asses And Take A Walk Every Decade Or So.