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Just Be Good And Kind To Your Children. Not Only Are They The Future Of The World, They're The Ones Who Can Sign You Into The Nursing Home.

Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!

Somebody Call Janet Reno - I Think I Just Saw Donato Dragging Doug Flutie Into A Locker Room Closet!

That Receiver Was As Wide Open As Annabel Chong.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?