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I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.