When Men Start Talking About

It Is Much More Sensible To Be An Optimist Instead Of A Pessimist, For If One Is Doomed To Disappointment, Why Experience It In Advance?

That's Maturity-when You Realize That You've Finally Arrived At A State Of Ignorance As Profound As Your Parents.

You Are Softening Toward The Young Rascal Because He Is Ill, And Because He Says He Likes Cats." "it Is An Engaging Quality, Emerson." "that Depends," Said Emerson Darkly, "on How He Likes Them.

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.

Noble Causes Have A Deplorable Effect On The Morals Of The Persons Who Espouse Them.