A Church Ought To Express

I Do Not Scruple To Employ Mendacity And A Fictitious Appearance Of Female Incompetence When The Occasion Demands It.

It Is Much More Sensible To Be An Optimist Instead Of A Pessimist, For If One Is Doomed To Disappointment, Why Experience It In Advance?

It May Take Us A Little Longer To Reach The Summit, But Never Fear, We Will Get There!

A Church Ought To Express The Joy Of Religion As Well As Its Majesty.

People Who Relate What They Believe To Be New And Startling Information Like To Have Such Information Received With Exclamations Of Astonishment And Admiration.