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I Was Called A Misogynist Because I Was Reducing Women To Mothers. 'reducing Women To Mothers' – Now There Is Possibly The Most Anti-women Statement I've Heard.

I Can Say With Pride Verging On Smugness That I've Got Two Very Successful Shows That Assume Their Audience Is Very Smart.

I Stole Your Childhood And Now I’ve Led You By The Hand To Your Death. But The Worst Thing Is, I Knew. I Knew This Would Happen. This Is What Always Happens. Forget Your Faith In Me. I Took You With Me Because I Was Vain. Because I Wanted To Be Adored. Look At You. Glorious Pond, The Girl Who Waited For Me. I’m Not A Hero. I Really Am Just A Mad Man In A Box. And It’s Time We Saw Each Other As We Really Are. Amy Williams, It’s Time To Stop Waiting.

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd Like To Watch.