When It's First And A

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

Winning Is Only Half Of It. Having Fun Is The Other Half.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.