Because She Is Too Ugly

The Trouble With Most Coaches Is That They Start With The Assumption That Everybody Is A Turd. And That Ain't Right.

Coaching Is Not How Much You Know. It's How Much You Can Get Players To Do.

If I Drop Dead Tomorrow, At Least I’ll Know I Died In Good Health.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too.

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.