When It Comes To Me,

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Do Date Quite Frequently.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.