When, In 1966, I Progressed

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.

I Used To Think I Was Like The Wicket- Keeper, Which Is Like The Catcher In Base- Ball, Y'know What I Mean? You Can Call The Play A Lot From Behind The Plate, Y'know What I Mean? You're Not Necessarily The Star, You're Not The One That Makes The Mark, But Usually In The End, You're Called Upon To Get A Run When It's Needed.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.