I'm Not Really A Celebrity;

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.