I Liked Doing Live Things,

I Think You Often Learn From Failure. Success Just Teaches You How Great You Were, But In Fact It's Knowing What Will Fail That Will Help You To Make The Right Choices.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

People Who Are Interested In Money Are Really Uninteresting People. They Look Like Donald Trump.

Monty Python Paid Me £20,000 To Write, Direct And Assemble Them - The Cheapskates! I Told Them I'd Never Earned Less In A Year Since Leaving Cambridge. The First Show Sold Out In 43 Seconds And We Ended Up Performing Ten In Total. We Had No Idea There Would Be Such Demand.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.