When I'm Working, I'm Going

Look, This Is An Odd Question, But You're Kind Of Cute And You're Pretty Nice To Me. Are You Drunk? It's Ok If You Are.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?

The People Of Cleveland Hate Soccer. But It's My Favourite Thing And I Follow The U.s. Men's National Team Around When They Play Whenever I Can.

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

When I Play Poker, I Don't Like Losing The Pot.