When I'm Panicked About My

I Think Georges Feydeau Said Comedy Is Just Tragedy Speeded Up.

It's Dangerous Talking About Yourself Too Much Because You Find Yourself Talking In Sound Bites.

I Did My Homework And Didn't Go Out Much, And Had A Very Highly Developed Kitsch Fantasy Life Where I Dreamed Of Being A Dancing Girl.

I'm Physically Completely Mal-coordinated. My Best Friend Used To Make Me Run For The Bus Just To Give Herself A Quick, Cheap Laugh Because I Definitely Don't Have That Sophisticated Cool Thing Down.

Doing Press Is Like Eating At Mcdonald's: While It's Going On It's Vaguely Enjoyable - You're Seduced By Your Own Vanity And Taking Yourself Rather Seriously - But Immediately Afterwards You Feel Sick.