When I'm On Stage, I

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.