When I'm On Stage, I

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

If You Don't Have The Right People Around You And You're Moving At A Million Miles An Hour You Can Lose Yourself.

It Seems Like There's Never Enough Famous White People Among Comic In Hollywood.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

I Got Real Important Relationships In My Life That Are Very Empowering Relationships.