My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.

I Have All These Weird Fantasies. Going Coast-to-coast On My Motorcycle And Having Random Barbecues All Over America. No Show, No Nothing.

I Think One Artist To Another Artist, The Best Compliment You Can Pay One Another, Because The Part Of You That Is Inspired Or Creates Something, To Write A Joke Or A Song, That's Like The God-like Part Of A Person.

I'm An Introspective Dude.