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I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.