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When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.
-Garry Shandling
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When I'm Not In A
Garry Shandling
When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.
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