When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,'

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

I Know What It's Like To Struggle For Cash. When I Went To Drama School, I Worked As A Chambermaid To Make Ends Meet.

If I Had Been Around When Rubens Was Painting, I Would Have Been Revered As A Fabulous Model. Kate Moss? Well, She Would Have Been The Paintbrush.

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.