Other Than My Memory Being

The Person I Have Admired The Most In Comedy Terms Would Be Eric Morecambe, Who Is My Total Hero.

You Have To Let Kids Live Their Own Lives And Make Their Mistakes, But It Is Difficult Now Because There Are So Many Things In Their Lives Which Weren't In Mine - I Never Had Facebook. And Some Of The Things I See Now I'm Appalled By. So I'm As Nosey About My Daughter's Life As I Can Be. I Tell Her, 'i'm All Over You, Whether You Like It Or Not.'

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

That's The Awful Thing About Dating. Tight Underwear. We Would All Like To Be In A Big Bra And Pants And When You Are In A Secure Relationship You Can Do That.

There Is A Latent Fairy In All Women, But Look How Carefully We Have To Secrete Her In Order To Be Taken Seriously. And Fairies Come In All Shapes, Colours, Sizes And Types, They Don't Have To Be Fluffy. They Can Be Demanding And Furious If Hey Like. They Do, However, Have To Wear A Tiara. That Much Is Compulsory.